Rattle Snake
explode
I am a cheesy bastard.
i just yelled at my cousin for putting a picture she put up of me and my boyfriend on facebook. i feel terrible because it was a cute gesture and not her fault at all; it’s simply the fact that i’m revolted at the sight of my own appearance and hate how i’m so disgusting. i’m fat, ugly, and lack the will power to change it. i really don’t like myself - even more so that i took it out on an innocent person.
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That feeling when you’re trying to get fired but end up promoted
And you are short and terse (not purposefully) with a customer but they commend you to your manager
Sigh
(I’m terrible, I know)
game of thrones feels, sorry
also i’m drunk
so yeah
Arya and the hound are like a buddy cop comedy but they’re both the bad cop
THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME FROM THE SIMPSONS
Mine too
(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)
Uh
I constantly want to cry at the thought of how happy my boyfriend makes me
He’s so supportive and upbeat and accepts my weird quirks and neuroticisms and is honest and isn’t a jealous person
I really hope I don’t screw this up somehow.
So is that lame or
